on Katie Holmes Talks Dance Garland Tribute at 18:50 07/22/2009

Yikes. This appears to be some sort of trans-gender fender-bender.

on Fill In The Blank at 18:27 07/10/2009

A high school marching band went by and one of the drummers accidently played 2 and a half minutes of "livin' la vida loca" on her cheeks. Then, still not realizing his mistake, tried to tune her. Which nearly brought her to the brink of expression.

on Love Him! or Hate Him! Or Maybe Both! at 21:28 07/06/2009

The Advocate? Is Perez Gay? I'm so embarrassed. Oh dear, Oh dear god. I've got all these t-shirts. Oh my. I wore one to mass last week. It doesn't make any sense. My priest said he liked it!!!!! He even asked me over for dinn.....er.... Oh sweet Jesus!!!!!!

on Miley, All Grown Up! at 20:54 07/06/2009

The hardest part about it is trying to keep her away from A-rod and Eliot Spitz....e.....r...Eh, Oh crap! Am I going to get fired?

on David Letterman Pisses Off Sarah Palin at 19:47 06/10/2009

She should def shut-up and relax. Is age really an issue for them? Didn't their underage daughter get raw-dogged right under Their noses? Anyway, Wasn't that joke way more hurtful for the Spitzer family?