on Headline Of The Week Weak at 14:41 01/06/2009

Ever notice that Suri is usually crying, or looking totally grumpy? Either she's just a little bitch, or her parents don't have a clue.

on Surfers Deny Any Wrongdoing at 13:39 11/04/2008

I agree that violence is never the answer, but the paparazzi do seem to be more than relentless. Surfers!

on McCain Will Electrify You - Literally! at 16:50 10/31/2008

People should just leave the signs alone despite who they like better. At least this retarded election will be over and done with soon. 4 days! FINALLY!!!

on Forget Rescheduling, Janet Cancels! at 02:54 10/31/2008

She should just cancel alltogether and like, play mini malls when shes "better"

on Skinhead Plot to Assassinate Obama Stopped by the Feds at 05:20 10/28/2008

P.S,
A lot of your childish bickering belongs on a preschool playground.
Grow up!
Who's gonna wash your hands after this shit is all done and over with???