on Smelly Hartnett, Sicky Poo at 00:41 11/23/2008

EEK! Not fun. I've had it twice, salmonella both times, and it is pure hell. Depending upon the type, it can sometimes take months to fully recover. Feel better soon.

on Mrs. Prince Charles Acknowledges She's Fat at 00:25 11/23/2008

Since she got married? Not only is she fat, ugly, and dentally challenged, but she is also delusional if she thinks her ass wasn't fat as hell BEFORE she married ol' Big Ears. And if you believe what you read, she never developed an affinity for personal hygiene, period.

on Stabbed In The Heart at 00:19 11/23/2008

Went to pick up my fiancee on the way to dinner with our parents to announce the engagement....and found the bastard in bed....with his best male friend.

on We've Got The Number! at 00:15 11/23/2008

Whatever Guy gets. it won't be enough for putting up with that ugly slag! Warren Buffet doesn't even have enough money for that. Go for it Guy!

on Crackhouse Gives New Cracked Out Interview at 00:01 11/18/2008

She sounded downright lucid, for Wino. Bless her heart.