on Wassup Sacramento????? at 18:35 04/14/2009

Bless her pill-fed, conservator-controlled, "My pussy is hanging out!", hypocritical ("Don't smoke weed", um some of us tragically saw "Britney and Kevin: Chaotic") self. The world needs more Britneys and less Lindsays.

on Completely Gratuitous at 08:59 10/07/2008

I miss the days when her pancaked nip titty was playing peek-a-boo, guys were making her deep throat the neck of a Moet bottle on "Taradise", and she was flashing her less than flattering panties covering her dirty biscuit. Those were the days that I had good pics to add to my myspace for solid laughs. Where's Anna Nicole when you need her. R.I.P Anna Nicole! We miss you!

on This Could Have Been Cute at 08:54 10/07/2008

She's probably wearing it to grieve her career, like she is in mourning and shit. Sad thing is about her latest album, it's really good but she keeps releasing all the wrong singles like she did with "Glitter" (okay, you may laugh at that but the cd actually had good songs that didn't make it as singles...plus the overall bad timing, it being released on Sept 11 2001 and all). Like her aforementioned new video for the song "I Stay In Love"...WTF! I didn't even remember how that crap tune went when I heard it was her next single. Mariah, hun...sit down and listen: you have hit singles such as "Migrate", "Side Effects", and maybe "I'm That Chick" and "O.O.C"; what gives with all the mediocre tunes gurr? I really hope she records some new songs that are immediate hits, slaps on the two itunes-only tracks, and re-releases the album like she did last time. I guess when your fat you have hits and talent, but when you lose weight so too goes the talent. Sad.

on Courtney Love Pulled a Star Jones? at 08:38 10/07/2008

I'd still play carnival with her; she could sit on my face and I'll guess her weight.

on New Duffster! at 06:18 09/16/2008

Yeah this really sucks...and I say that having really wanted to like it. It is completely overproduced because it sound like a mash up someone made of "Tainted Love" and "Personal Jesus", with the alternate lyrics (think Jessica Simpson circa 2007 with "You Spin Me Round (Like A Record)"). It doesn't make me want to do upside down splits on the dance floor and let all the bois spit on my snatch like "Gypsy Woman". And I don't come out of it feeling like a desensitized whore like I did with "Dignity". Besides, why the fuck is she releasing another goddamn "Greatest Hits" when she only put out one album since the last compilation!? Hun, just take time to record a new album when you can...most of us are anticipating Britney anyway, not you Hil.