on What Happens In Vegas... Ends Up On The Internet! at 01:29 04/20/2009

Awww . . . poor Criss Angel. His delicate feelers were hurt by the big bad Perez Hilton.

That'll fucking teach him. Don't fucking put together some crap-ass show and then get pissed when everyone (not just Perez) pans it.

Is Criss gonna start taking exit polls at his shows and having audience members beat up that didn't like it?

on Baby Number Three For Mira Sorvino at 01:49 02/14/2009

Perez - Don't hate on hetero women just because we can do everything you dream will never be able to do.

Dude! The plumbing just isn't there. Get over it.

on We Smell A Lawsuit Coming! at 00:31 01/04/2009 as a reply on the comment by justtfax

Ummm . . . no. Lolita Lempicka has an apple shaped perfume bottle. However, the 2 bottles in question are very nearly identical.

on We Sure Hope She's NOT Pregnant!!!! at 23:56 12/31/2008

I love you Perez, but stop perpetuating these stupid fucking urban legends surrounding pregnancy. What in the hell do you think Italian and Japanese women consume while pregnant for christ's sake?

on Braxton Removes Tumor at 22:45 12/10/2008

I just LOVE how the media diminishes breast cancer in its young celebrities. It is the LEADING cause of cancer deaths in women. Dude! People die from this shit. It's not just a cut this out and move along sort of a deal.