What a preposterous story! Can't they sue for defamation of character? But they probably wouldn't want to draw that much attention to it since its just the stupid Globe they're like the ones that believe in batboy and shizzy like that.
I really don't see why you call her Slutty Cyrus. I admit that she doesn't have the greatest fashion sense, but that doesn't make her a ho. I don't understand why she's dating a guy so much older than her, but that's her own biz. To me she seems like a normal teenager from what I hear, but I don't really pay that much attention to her becuz she's not in my age group.
They must be jealous of his rockhard abs!!! ;-)