on Katie Trained For A Year To Do That?! at 12:17 07/26/2009

good cause, but poor performance. She should really stick to what she knows best. Whatever that was. Is it just me, or does she look like she's aged 20 years since she marred Tom?

on First Look At Jake's Prince Of Persia!!!! at 12:51 07/17/2009

Why is a white dude the Prince of Persia??

on Perez Goes Shirtless!!!! at 17:04 07/04/2009

Hey, you're looking good Perez! Much healthier so go you!

on First Look! HOT Gossip Girl Fashion Line! at 12:39 07/03/2009

HIDEOUS!

on Michael Jackson DEFINITELY NOT The Biological Father! at 11:27 06/30/2009

Not a surprise about Michael as those kids have zero AfricanAmerican traits, but I don't buy it where Debbie is concerned. Paris looks just like her. Still even if true, it's just a different type of adoption.

Michael is their father and Debbie is their mother - it doesn't take matching DNA to be a parent.

And please baby jesus, do NOT let the Jacksons get custody of those kids. Joe's already scheming on how to exploit them in the future.