This is my last post at PerezHilton.com. Any reference to it on my computer will be deleted today. I will never be back. And I fully expect Perez or his team to censor and/or delete it, but here goes:
I have been coming here for a laugh from time to time for years I guess. The site was always tongue in cheek light hearted. A few squiggle lines here, a funny story there. Then in the last year or so it got a lot darker. If you were to ask me, Perez is the new John Edwards: so narcissistic and full of himself, so egotistical, that he thinks this site is about him. And with that, the license he has given himself to be cruel, crude, a liar and unfunny is now over for me.
A week ago when he posted the Bernie Mac news that he was sick in a hospital, Perez took the liberty to say that Bernie's cell condition (not pneumonia) was caused by drug use. And his writers here ripped him a new ass, rightly so. I was one of them. Now our funny and beloved Bernie Mac has died at 50. Perez, if I were you I would put down your pen today. Your fucked up ways of poking fun went too far here and he wasn't the first. There is going to come a day when you die I suppose, but I wonder what your legacy has done to anyone's future sympathy or lack thereof for you. Consider the damage you've done. You should be so fucking ashamed of yourself, but I doubt you feel a ping. Because it's all about you.
Perez, I disagree! You pay your agent because your agent finds you work. Your manager is completely dispensable. You can't really find the work without an agent, although some superstars can. But you CAN live without the following: someone to manage you, someone to talk to the press for you, someone to dress you, someone to drive you. It's all extraneous bullshit after the work comes in. Manage your fucking selves, people.
Howard 100 news just reported that this is not confirmed despite what the New York Post is reporting. But they are confirming that he will be at the studio for Monday morning's show. So that was the shortest rehab in the history of earth.
We love you Artie and wondered what it was. Get well soon and for the christ sake, take it a day at a time. Wish it was inpatient but what the fuck are you gonna do.
I have been coming here for a laugh from time to time for years I guess. The site was always tongue in cheek light hearted. A few squiggle lines here, a funny story there. Then in the last year or so it got a lot darker. If you were to ask me, Perez is the new John Edwards: so narcissistic and full of himself, so egotistical, that he thinks this site is about him. And with that, the license he has given himself to be cruel, crude, a liar and unfunny is now over for me.
A week ago when he posted the Bernie Mac news that he was sick in a hospital, Perez took the liberty to say that Bernie's cell condition (not pneumonia) was caused by drug use. And his writers here ripped him a new ass, rightly so. I was one of them. Now our funny and beloved Bernie Mac has died at 50. Perez, if I were you I would put down your pen today. Your fucked up ways of poking fun went too far here and he wasn't the first. There is going to come a day when you die I suppose, but I wonder what your legacy has done to anyone's future sympathy or lack thereof for you. Consider the damage you've done. You should be so fucking ashamed of yourself, but I doubt you feel a ping. Because it's all about you.