on Want A Boner-Less 2010, Fellas?! at 01:03 09/30/2009

Okay so they want to be conservative but they're showing themselves to the world on a calendar. Why can't they be silently conservative because quite frankly...no one gives a FUCK

on Why Such A Sour Puss???? at 15:43 08/16/2008

they're not a bad couple. Linday's been good ever since saMANtha (lol) has been with her. Even though they look grossss together. At least Linday's a little more saner than she was...Right?

on The Prince Totally Trumps the Titty Model at 23:11 08/14/2008

WHY would PAMELA ANDERSON date and ARAB PRINCE? He's going to be way too modest for that stripper.