on The Exorcist To Possess Your TV! at 00:41 11/18/2009

Back in the day we did acid and went to the theatre and watched this movie. I gotta telll you that tripping and watching this movie was way better than watching it staight and trying to pretend Satan didn't scare the s*it out of you

on Stop Being Coy Kate Hudson & Answer The Damn Question! at 17:20 11/16/2009

I guess if Mario were to have a painting of himself it would be a sphincter muscle.

on Kevin Smith Will Tweet Throughout Labor Day at 19:51 09/04/2009

He looks like he could make better use of that time becoming acquainted with some warm water and a bar of soap.

on R.I.P. at 10:41 08/26/2009

I'm so sick of all of you wah wah poor Mary Jo folks. Most of you don't even have a fucking clue about it anyhow. The time was the early 60's. Mary Jo and the girls she was hanging with were perfectly happy to be one of the "Boiler Room Girls" be in the company of greatness (their thoughts at the time, not mine) and have a few drinks and be a special friend to married men who had power. She was almost assuredly on her way to fuck Teddy when the accident happened. He had no morals and neither did she. They were drunk. By the way, check your facts about her being pregnant. Her parents filed an exclusion preventing autopsy, so if she was preggers no one but she the possible baby daddy and God knew it. Ted Kennedy was no saint that's for sure but don't glorify Mary Jo Koepechne because she was no saint either. My guess is she's kept a seat warm for him all these years. Most of you have no idea so shut the fuck up.

on Fox News Channel Is Hazardous To Your Health! at 19:49 04/13/2009

What is really amazing about this footage is that Beck didn't start crying like he does at least once a week. What a buffoon.