on R-Patz: Pale as a Vampire! at 18:59 03/03/2009

Well, it's probably better he be as pale as possible ... so, they don't have to put as much of that powdery makeup on him!

on Paris Bitten By The Pattinson Bug Too? at 23:15 02/24/2009

Ugh. The ultimate nightmare-scenario of every true Pattinson fan. She is SO rancid ... what was he thinking?!?
Dark days in Pattyland. DARK days, indeed. :o(

on Dakota Fanning To Join Twilight Sequel??? at 19:03 01/22/2009

They need to keep the cast all talented no-names, like the first!!
Ugh. This blows.

on Completely Gratuitous at 12:58 12/21/2008

He looks fantastic ... but, the moving boxes?! NO!!
This boy needs to get his butt back to his music buddies in London ... pronto! L.A. will destroy his cool. :o(