on Messy Asslee's Massive Fight With Pete - In PUBLIC!!!! at 17:11 08/16/2009

Does anyone really buy the images that these celebs portray? Miley Cyrus running around half naked with a purity ring. And supposedly all the Simpson women were virgins until they got married...ha ha. Asslee was totally annoying and heinously ugly until she got tons of plastic surgery. Then she gets knocked up and married at 23. Of course it will never last. Now she has a kid and runs around town shitfaced. A total class act.

on Rev Run's Son Gets Off With Slap On The Wrist! at 14:54 07/18/2009

His sentence should have included braces. I do feel bad for him - he has no talent, so should find something else to do with his life.

on Chris Brown Did This (According To Rihanna and The Police Report) at 11:44 02/20/2009

Somehow I thought the picture would be worse, b/c of all the hype and b/c I've seen worse pics in domestic assault cases. But, even if it were just a scratch, Chris Brown is a psychopath whose butt belongs in jail. Amen.

on Michael Jackson Could Lose His Nose! at 17:42 02/13/2009

Ages ago, Howard Stern wrote in one of his books that he had a private meeting with MJ and saw that MJ's nose was gone. Too much plastic surgery will do that to you. They're now putting out this story to blame it on the staph.

on Caroline Kennedy Drops Out Because Paterson Tells Her It Ain't Gonna Happen at 13:33 01/22/2009

I live in NY, and I'm relieved she dropped out. She said "you know" about 200 times in an interview, which shows she isn't ready to be a senator. If she's serious about politics, let her run for a smaller office and gain some experience.