on Heidi Lets Someone Else Speak For Her, Denies Wanting $$$ To Go To Holly's Party at 00:23 10/22/2009

Herpes Simplex 1 (as Chelsea Handler likes to refer to her, which is MASSIVELY apropos) is a joke of my gender. How embarrassing is this zeitgeist of fame for nothing? Seek out real talent, like the BVH in NYC, USA. Werd! www.intheparlour.com.

on Madonna Makes Herself Some Pocket Change at 12:25 12/05/2008

Perez, you have zero concept of your inappropriate posts with this arrogant financial shit. How 'bout you pull your puckered-up lips out of the ever-more boring Madonna's clap-infested brown eye and realize that her overblown earnings are hardly worth reading when the rest of the fucking country is dying. And dying painfully. But I guess your own celebrity has made you lose sight of this, especially with the ignorant happiness you include in the lay-off notices. Here's a thought, how 'bout you put your ego on the same diet the rest of you is on, perhaps it might shrink to, but I doubt it. Hooray fickleness! Let's celebrate uselessness! Me! Me! Me! Only MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

on Sarah Palin's Son Is A Druggie??? at 18:12 09/10/2008

Wow. So I guess I'm first bitches!!! You should totally check out my One Act Play @ www.intheparlour.com. It has an all star Palin cast! It's about as good as this juiciness!

on Fall's Newest Trend at 00:20 08/28/2008

awful. that hurts like a hangover. actually, i've had more enjoyable hangovers.