on New Janet! at 19:54 11/21/2009

eh-
not the best.
not the worst.
after i smoked a little, it got better.

on Madonna And Jesus Take Brazil at 19:15 11/09/2009

That's Steven Klein with her.

on Jesus Christ! at 19:40 11/05/2009

I just threw up all over my desk after reading this story.
Guess whose image is staring back at me in my puddle of puke?
Jesus is so fucking crazy!!

on 7-Eleven To Make Winos Happy! at 19:33 11/05/2009

I've eaten beef jerky and potato chips for dinner dozens of times.
Jerky is full of protein, and you can pack on some carbs while enjoying the all natural flavor of a bag of Lays.
A dark chocolate Dove Bar for dessert tops it all off.
And now wine?
Thank Christ for 7-Eleven.

on Princess Kim Jasmine! at 12:02 11/02/2009

Why bother wearing a costume in the fist place?
She herself is a caricature.