on ScarJo Wants To Record Second Album at 14:43 12/16/2008

Holy crap...I just researched her music and listened to "falling down". Not for nothing her music and her voice...horrible, holy shit! She needs to start popping out Ryan's babies, stop trying to be Alanisette and leave our ears the fuck alone, damn!

on You've Been Waiting For It! at 10:11 12/04/2008

I'd spend the rest of my child bearing years pregnant repeatedly with his sperm! Holy shit! Hotfuckingness!!!!!!! How did such a plain Jane get the part next to him? Don't get it but that's ok I barely noticed she was in the movie!

on Jessica Simpson Still Assaults Us In The Checkout Lane For Some Reason at 10:04 12/04/2008

OMG Perez your headline for this one is too fucking funny!

on Robert Pattinson Goes Gay! at 11:04 12/03/2008

He's fucking hot as hell, he hurts to look at it...you, Perez wish he was GAY

on The Paps Cave In! Sluttyienna Scores Another Court Victory at 13:51 11/21/2008

U know whats ironic? When ex-fiance' Jude Law cheated on her with the nanny Daisy she was furious & said she better not see Daisy in a dark alley but then what does she do??? She helps a married man cheat on his wife & carries on with him for months knowing this is all in the public eye! She is the "sluttiest one of all" Good one Perez!