on Au Natural Kim at 10:13 01/29/2010

She looks great without photoshop...and though she is wearing buckets of makeup, don't most women alter their au natural self in some manner? Spanx, makeup, tinted body lotion, tanning, etc...She just coats herself in it. Any one of these famous-for-being-famous (or making a sex tape) faux celebrities who doesn't pull a Heidi is doing pretty well in my book.

on Giving Zefron Some Major Competition! at 16:18 10/25/2009 as a reply on the comment by MyWordIsFinal

Timid cows! Runts! You're my hero. Couldn't have said it better.

on Oh No You Didn't, David Arquette! Yes, He Did!!! at 16:13 07/17/2009

He was playing off of the Fiery Latina stereotype. And it's fine. Simmer, Perez. I'm an Irish Red Head...I get the 'crazy' joke a lot. Are you tired yet of always crying 'bigot' and 'racist'? You're gay and you're Latino. We get it. You are doubly burdened by your minority status...and everyone who isn't is suspect. He's human. Allowed to his opinion. You have demonstrated that you are far from perfect, what with the recent retractions and apologies.

on Kelly Looks Healthy! at 06:42 06/04/2009

I think she looks great, happy and normal. Perez, pick a size for all female celebrities, please. The back-and-forth....too thin, too fat, just right. If you could provide us all with the standard measurements you expect, it would help us out tremendously. Perhaps you could provide a diet plan for everyone in Hollywood to follow...bumps on Mondays, bulimia on Tuesdays, etc. Is that how you lost weight?

on We Still Hate The Song, But... at 14:12 04/19/2009

Noise. I need an aspirin