on Now THIS Is How You Do A LBD at 13:15 01/26/2009

So...Susan Sarandon is HOT and Jessica Simpson is fat? You're so fucked, Perez. I agree, Susan Sarandon IS hot, but she's got 25-30 pounds on Jessica Simpson.

on Who's That Big Girl? at 13:06 01/26/2009

Every single person who has said, "Yeah, she's FAT" on this thread is likely over 250 pounds and reading this in front of "Maury Povich" while they scarf down Twinkies (including YOU, Perez). Give me a break! I'm no Jessica Simpson fan, but you all WISH you looked that good.

on Bristol Pops! at 18:47 12/29/2008

Awww...that little baby can visit his druggie grandmother in jail...how sweet.