on Is The End Near???? at 10:34 10/21/2009

For a magazine that has been printing photos of girls fully attired and semi-nude cartoons, who the fuck is surprised? You know where else you could find clothed women (and for free)? EVERYWHERE. Good riddance, Playboy.

on Off The Wagon? at 19:42 04/16/2009

She is the ugliest woman I have ever seen. Her face looks like it's melting! For crying out loud, even Sauron Osbourne has more sex appeal than this fat, disgusting bridge troll!

on When Your Music Career Is Over... at 19:40 04/16/2009

Doesn't this shit belong on the Lifetime or Oxygen networks? As if we need another boring show about struggling single moms. Especially some talentless has-been desperate for attention!

on Arrest Warrants Issued To Disgusting Former Domino's Pizza Employees!! at 19:28 04/15/2009

A friend of mine use to be a KP at Applebees and he told me all sorts of sick shit that happened back in the kitchen. He told me he ran his balls up and down a slice of garlic bread because some old bitch was raising hell about her pasta. Another time, some annoying black family came into the restaurant -- 10 minutes to closing -- and ordered at least five steaks. Since they had to fire up the ovens again after they JUST cleaned, he said everyone back there "contributed" to their meal... You can only imagine... Don't fuck with the people that prepare your food!

on The Idol Cat Fights Continue at 13:41 04/15/2009

Kara is useless as a judge. She doesn't make any sense half of the time and usually goes against whatever the other three judges say. She wouldn't notice a tune if it were waving in front of her fugly face.