on Chatty Katie Ruins New Moon! at 12:40 11/25/2009

Do you know what else ruined "New Moon"? Shitty acting, shitty writing, shitty direction, etc.. Grow up, for chrissakes. It's a movie made for 12 year old girls. Stop getting boners thinking about it already. I'm starting to think that someone put a bomb on your mother, and that if you don't mention Lady Gaga or New Moon every 30 seconds, it will detonate.

on Big Names Return To Little-Known Show at 01:14 10/23/2009

It is a funny show, shitdick. Way to blindly make fun of them and it. By the way, Paul Rudd is a co-creator and producer. I guess he's a fucktard, too. Honest to god, you are an enormous piece of shit.

on GaGa Does It Again! at 14:30 09/17/2009

All jokes aside, "she" looks like a trannie with a mental condition. I wouldn't fuck her with your vagina, Perez.

on New Robbie Williams!!!!! at 13:05 09/04/2009

That was ghastly. Perez' balls hitting a random dude's backside sounds better than that noise.

on Since Many Of You Have Been Asking... at 12:51 07/31/2009

It actually pronounced "Record Sales Poison".