on GaGa Does It Again! at 14:30 09/17/2009

All jokes aside, "she" looks like a trannie with a mental condition. I wouldn't fuck her with your vagina, Perez.

on New Robbie Williams!!!!! at 13:05 09/04/2009

That was ghastly. Perez' balls hitting a random dude's backside sounds better than that noise.

on Since Many Of You Have Been Asking... at 12:51 07/31/2009

It actually pronounced "Record Sales Poison".

on Another Freaking Video Game Turned Into A Movie! Joy at 00:03 07/23/2009

Does Tobey Maguire have anything better to do than to make $30M for a couple of months work? Do you even think about what you type, or does it just flow out like wet shit?

on Gagging!!!!!! at 11:46 05/27/2009

When I stop throwing up, I'm calling Rolling Stone to cancel my subscription.