on Tiger Woods Seriously Injured In Car Crash! at 17:27 11/27/2009

World's whitest n i g g a .

on Homewrecker Calls Jon Out On His Thanksgiving Shiz! at 17:25 11/27/2009

Admit it P. Fatty, you'd suck his dick, you're so gay when you fell outta the gay tree, you hit every gay branch on the way down. then you landed on a gay man. then you did him.

on Twilight Trinity Grace EW! at 17:22 11/27/2009

And they're scratch-n-sniff, her's smells like old fish, R.Puke like dickcheese and Jacob like baby powder.

on We Are Signing & Personalizing EVERY Copy Bought! at 11:51 11/27/2009 as a reply on the comment by Long Dong Connery

Fuckin'em all bro!

on Brit Brit's Record-Breaking Ticket Sales Down Under! at 11:05 11/27/2009

I rammed a fist up her outback as a koala bear watched.