on Ready To Headline - GaGa To Tour America!!!! at 18:19 01/12/2009

No one comes to TX! OR MI!

on Madonna Has Arrived!!! at 21:36 01/05/2009

Still old. Still ugly. Still Vuitton....still Madvadge!

on This Would Be WAY Awkward For A Normal Family at 21:29 01/05/2009

They do say a dog and it's owner grow to look alike...

Sorry Billy Ray, now we know it's really you and ASSton who are the lovers!
Don't worry, won't tell a soul. *shhh*

on Your First Look! at 21:26 01/05/2009

Bitch, please, you know you love having MC (Mamma Coochie) on your small screen.


Even more, now you can take those kids that you share with the drug addict gramma next door and fucking go to the movies!

on We Miss These Old Farts at 21:24 01/05/2009

Is it just me or does Senorita Vicky just look.. icky-er?

I mean, usually, she is the epitome of chic and fresh and fierce, but now it all feels forced and fake. Maybe without the boob implants... no, she'd have nothing to bring to the table.

But honestly, the Beckhams are a steep rollercoaster and it is a long ride down.