on South Carolina Catholic Priest Says No Communion Wafers For Unrepentant Obama Voters at 18:00 11/14/2008

I think he should shut up and go back to doing what Catholic priests do best - raping young boys.

on Natalie Portman Sucked On This at 19:17 10/03/2008

Where's a weed whacker when you need one?

on Not So Abulous at 16:57 09/26/2008

He should get back to the gym. Another 50 pounds, and he'll start to look like half of Perez Hilton herself.

Stop encouraging anorexia and bulimia Perez. Just like you, it's not pretty.

on Guess The Celebutard at 16:06 09/24/2008

Jeez... did she hit the wall? or did the wall hit her?

on New Couple Alert? at 10:46 09/24/2008

I bet if she kissed him nice and deep, she could tell what Ed Westwick's cock tastes like...