on Cindy McCain's Head Issues! at 14:37 09/02/2009

Maryo, you are a hateful, black hearted, ignorant little bitch and I can't wait until the next time you get your ass kicked. No one deserves a beat down more than you. Now go stand in the corner and pinch your back fat.

on DiCrapio's Shoes Stolen! Lame Leo Snubs Fans at 03:22 06/30/2009

Hey Maryo, if I donate 25k to a gay organization, can I bitchslap you too?

on Timberpuss Enjoys Some All-England Action at 03:14 06/30/2009

Maryo, you're such a sad little bitch. Justin doesn't want your fat, flabby ass so you call him and the beautiful Jessica Biel names. You make me sick, you fat pig and I can't wait to see your next beat down. Now go sit in the corner and pinch your backfat.

on Warn Your Ears, Jessica Biel Is Singing. at 15:34 05/23/2009

Hmmm, she's beautiful, has a great body, can act, and can sing. Maryo is butt-ugly, is as fat as a pig, talks like a little bitch, can't sing, act, or do anything but voice his heterophobic hate speech. No wonder "BackFat" is jealous of Jessica.