on We've Got The Number! at 23:07 11/21/2008

I'll believe it when other media sources report it. Perez, you're being used.

on Guy's Divorce Settlement Leaks Are Craptastic! at 15:29 11/20/2008

Madonna's minions are making you into their little whore, Perez. Don't believe anything they feed you.

on Amy Winehouse Is Addicted To The Other White Powder at 00:08 11/01/2008

Heroin impairs your body's ability to metabolize sugar, so junkies often become sugar junkies as well.

on The Truth About Guy Ritchie - World Exclusive! at 11:13 10/21/2008

Perez, you are sooooo being played. Madonna's a control freak, and she's feeding you her spin-doctored version of the story via her "associates". This is not an exclusive; it's damage control.