on Ryan Seacrest Gets Shutdown! at 11:40 11/17/2009

Ugh he's so fug. He obviously can't answer that question because it will hurt publicity for the movie and ruin the sick dumbass fantasies of all those people that follow Twilight. That's the only reason why this series makes bank... for some reason, this man is the subject of every wet dream for everyone that follows this series.

on LiLo Bails From Intervention This Weekend at 10:54 11/17/2009

You might feel bad, but it's not like you give a fuck about her.

on No Doubt Suing Makers Of Band Hero at 10:30 11/05/2009

Activision doesn't give a shit. They own over 70% of the game market, especially after they merged with Blizzard Entertainment.

on New GaGa!!!!! at 10:43 10/19/2009

I liked the version she sang on SNL better, but this version will grow on me.

LOVE YOU GAGA!

on DJ AM Death, Possible Suicide at 12:09 09/02/2009

So his girlfriend broke up with him and he decides to ingest a shit ton of pills. He clearly had a lot of problems that got the best of him because it's obvious he wanted to die. It's only tragic because he could have done so much more to help others, but he took the cowards way out. His demons are all gone now... may he rest in peace.