on Jon Gosselin Admits To Being A Douche For Longer Than We Thought - And He's In Love! at 13:42 08/06/2009

The fact is the Gosselin's are from the arm pit of PA..Berks county. Lived there for a while and got scared it has to be in the water or air you breath. She's a control freak and he's just an asshole. I feel sorry for the kids.

on Smith's Don't Swing at 14:08 06/17/2009

Excuse you Perez....what's in your bedroom ughhhhhhh..shouldn't have gone there it's frightning

on Simon Cowell Taking Care Of Susan Boyle at 12:00 06/04/2009

I am happy to see Simon is a NICE human after all, makes me have to take him off the humans need to be dead list. So now have a list of 5 that shouln't die.

on Who Wore It Better? at 11:49 06/04/2009

You know what they say about a guys feet....damn girl (Paris) I have to change it from 2 tractor trailers to at least 4 hold still while they drive right in.

on Paris Hilton Is Just Like Us (Sorta) at 12:20 06/02/2009

Nope not like me, wouldn't read her book if it was given to me..bet he has to leave her tractor trailer dildos turned on just to get her to pay attention during sex. Please Perez why do you even bother with this kind of trash..and I heard it wants babies too. someone needs to tie it off before it breeds.