on Man Complains About Local McDonalds....To 911!!! at 18:14 06/29/2009

this is one of the real emergencies going on while perez was getting beat by will i am!

on Project Runway 3rd Runner-Up Arrested! at 00:13 03/20/2009

She was always my fave on that season. The girl can dress. Her assault is hilarious though. Only she would be that creative.

on Dayum!!!!!!!!! at 16:54 02/05/2009

I thought I was going to marry this boy when I was 13.

on American Idol Says It's Sorry at 17:35 01/29/2009

American Idol is pretty lame, however because it was set in Kentucky (my state...yee haw..and what not) I decided to watch it. For once I think I was more embarrased by the judges than I was by the people in my own state. Lol. We NEVER get portrayed in a positive light...but they kind of made me feel good. Anddd Perez, you are SO disrespectful to your elders. "White Lightening" is a song from a country music legend. I'm not a fan of country music either...but I mean come on...I knew that song when I was like...5.