on Sacha Banking Seven Figures! at 19:46 11/06/2009

Ok Perez, let's get real. I moderately like you, but you've lost some of my respect with this post. Why wouldn't you see a SBC movie? The man is churning out original characters in an industry of remakes and sequels. Give the man a break, he is a brilliant comic and incredibly intelligent. He may play silly characters, but he embodies them. He is ridiculously method and deserves those seven figures.

on O! It's Ellen! at 19:43 11/06/2009

I love both of these women. Anyone, like the person above, who says that they're getting 'tired' of Ellen is a maniac. She is one of the underexposed people of Hollywood. She is hardly in the tabloids and she hasn't had a scandal yet. That's pretty damn good in Hollywood context.

on Joe Jackson Is A Big Scary Bully! at 19:40 11/06/2009

I have never read a good story about Joe Jackson. Everything I read about the man is negative. In the court of public opinion, JJ is a money crazed lunatic and I don't doubt this crazy horseplay. You would think, at a certain age, someone develops some natural tact and wisdom, but that graceful aging seems to have eluded Mr. Jackson.

on Someone Get Randy Quaid A Straitjacket! at 19:35 11/06/2009

To his credit, I've worked in the hotel business and many people never visit the front desk upon departure. It is rare that anyone pays with cash and in many hotels, especially higher-end, you must have a card on file. If checkout time rolls around and you haven't extended your stay or visited the front desk, the card on file is charged and the room is fully cleaned.

on Paris to become Rocket Woman at 11:28 10/28/2008

A light year is a distance equal to about 9,500,000,000,000 km (just shy of 10 trillion). It is not a unit of time, which many people misunderstand.