on Jesse Admits He's An Idiot at 12:27 10/13/2009

Awww I kinda feel bad for him. I mean that is a song Everyone hums through at some point... he should have done what Bolton did and used flash cards, but I"m guessing Jesse's hands aren't as huge as Michael Bolton's.

on Connecticut College "Protecting" Their Coeds From Letterman! at 12:24 10/13/2009

Hmm... I think it means somebody somewhere tried suing the school over the intern program (using the scandel to their best arguement) and I would LUVVVVVVVVV to find out what happened!!

on Shakira World Premiere!!!! at 17:57 10/08/2009

Seksiest sounding lamb ever!!! lol It sounds like the rest of her medicore stuff. I wish she'd come out with the Underneath ur clothes sounding stuff again... lalaaa laahh laalallah lucky for us, her breast are small and tender so we dont confuse them with mountains...

on Khloe Kardashian Doesn't Care About Being Called Fat at 13:01 10/07/2009

Ha, for Janice Dickenson to say someone needs to be put out to pasture, she needs to be looking in a mirror!!! The wretched old bitch just won't go away!!! lol I love Kloe and her self confidence. Too bad Janice the Old Dick-in-her needs to talk about someone else to stay relevant rather than doing her own thing. What a loser.

on J Lo: New Name, New Single at 12:57 10/07/2009

I kinda like it! It makes me wanna make some cookies :)