on Even Ryan Reynolds Wants To Hump R-Patz! at 21:43 03/25/2009

That twilight shit. A trite, contrived, and self-conscious attempt to emulate 19th century literary style. A pale, sickly shadow of Anne Rice.
There. I said it. Now deal with it.

on Justin Timberlake's Clothing Line Heads for the NYC Fashion Tents at 20:50 01/08/2009

Gayface.

on Can Someone Translate? at 21:12 01/03/2009

She sounds just like she usually does, to me.

on We Smell A Lawsuit Coming! at 21:11 01/03/2009

I bet the perfume stinks just as bad as the movie (thinly-veiled rip-off of Anne Rice's material).

on Fill In the Blank at 22:09 12/31/2008

...tells her....don't hug me so close. You've already pulled out three of my hair extensions.