on Duh! She's In It For The Fame at 16:20 07/15/2009

Those sperm eyebrows are fan-fucking-tastic

on Slumdog Is The Top Dog at 14:02 01/15/2009

I fucking loved this movie

on Kendra Dishes The Dirt On Hef And The Other Bunnies at 05:05 01/15/2009

JESUS CHRIST HER HEAD IS ENORMOUS!! Crazy bobble-headed prostitute. I'm suprised that the weight of that thing didn't break his hip.

1000 a week is not enough to be tea-bagged by a geriatric control freak.

on Gossip Girl Divorce Gets Even More Dramatic at 04:56 01/15/2009

I would be upset too if my mane was Hermes and my wore little shorts to show off his shaved legs.

on Palin's Church Up In Flames, Literally at 13:27 12/15/2008

It was an act of god