on Fill In The Blank at 20:46 06/08/2009

He's thinking about cuddling some big sweaty man feet.

on Children Are The Future at 18:10 05/31/2009

Thufferin' thuckertash!

on It's Critical! Jamie Lynn Spears' Boyfriend Reportedly Injured In Serious Car Wreck at 16:07 04/26/2009

Hmm, let's guess here. Do you think he was drinking and driving? That would be a surprise. Too bad it didn't happen before he porked (statatory raped that is) one of the Spears dimwits. Dumb and Dumber wouldn't have spawned and added another retard to the genepool.

on Beth Ditto Breaks Barriers And Makes It Look HAWT at 12:37 04/24/2009

Please stop encourging this disgusting fat pig. Morbid obesity is something that should not be taken lightly. She must smell bad, there's no way she can reach to clean all the folds in her fat. Gross.

on Chelsea Handler Naked! at 13:52 04/13/2009

I'd have sex wit all dis white girl.