on If You Are Easily Offended.... at 21:40 12/09/2008

He needs to just walk around without a shirt. Because otherwise the boy is seriously FUG.

on My Chemical Romance Singer Expecting First Baby at 18:32 11/24/2008

ZOMG YES!
I've been waiting for this to happen!
I'm soooo happppypypypypypypy!
:D

on They Named It WHAT???? at 16:04 11/21/2008

That poor child. Not only does he have to be raised by Asslee Simpson AND Peter Wentz, but he gets stuck with a shitty name. I wish that child the best of luck.
With a miracle, he can come out of his childhood not completely scarred!

on A Very Important Message From.... at 16:00 11/21/2008

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They really need to stop with the cutesie, were so innocent and kind act and go out and get laid. Seriously. If Joe Jonas isn't having sex with Camille Belle, I will be so fucking pissed.
And maybe their music will stop sucking so bad if they find out what rock and roll is actually about. DRUGS AND SEX.

on Did You Watch Twilight Last Night???? at 15:54 11/21/2008

BUT srsly kids. I had to push myself to get through the first book. It sucked. I've read better fan fictions online, written by those thirteen year old girls. I have no idea how that flaming peice of shit got published.
I'm going to go see the movie when it hits dollar theatres so I can get fucking wasted and scream about how badly it sucks. And how fucking hot Robert Pattinson is.
:D