on Confirmed: Chris Has Lowered His Standards at 11:22 05/20/2009

Well, Audrina's actually gonna be in a real movie!
Ha ha, and it looks good but that's beside the point.
He's hot, she's hot and now Jade can be happy.
Problem Solved.

on DJ A.M. Refuses To Fly! at 10:49 03/11/2009

Ahh he just needs to stay off of planes!!
Bad luck!
As Whoopi Goldberg said, God told her one day, "You don't belong up that high."

Ha ha, get a bus like Whoopi

on Headline Of The Week Weak at 10:26 03/11/2009

Whhhyyyyyyyy!
OMG, Whyyyy???

What is up with people and the major foreign objects in the cu-papppy?

Duuuude.

on Did Lindsay Drink And Drive??? at 10:19 03/11/2009

Ahh, doesn't matter if she was drunk when she drove.
She's a pro!

on Hayden Panettiere Attempting To Sabotage Ex! at 10:18 03/11/2009

Well first off, she ain't 30.

Ha ha, and who knows, he probably did something really fucked and then just says he's taking the high road.

Happens all the time.

Bet it's awkward.

Let her have her immature moment, which she rarely has...she'll see it's idiotic soon enough.