on Wanna See Aubrey's Tittays??? at 04:26 02/16/2009

hello photoshop!

on How Do We Say This Delicately??? at 13:06 11/02/2008

Why does she look so bad?

on Joaquin Phoenix Announces His Retirement! at 15:38 11/01/2008

ok, so this is guy gets SUPER fat in the acting off season, then drops like a shit ton when he does a movie. He is tired of pulling the oprah.

on Crackle Mermaid at 14:50 11/01/2008

she looks gross. if you cant wear some cheap ass leg ave. costume, don't shell out the 50.00. Save it for lipo and stay in. Nasty.

on SJPeePee and Hugh Grant Pair Up For a Romatic Comedy at 17:33 10/31/2008

o my god, Those are the perfect pictures. I love you perez, and your uncanny ability to find the most unflattering pics when you want to. hail to the queen!