on Fill In The Blank at 00:33 08/14/2009

is too smug and arrogant.

on Listen To This: Rise 'n' Shine! at 17:33 08/05/2009

I'm just not feeling it. His voice is annoying.

on It's True: Fox Confirms Paula Departure at 17:29 08/05/2009

Huge mistake. Part of the fun of AI was tuning in to see what shape Paula was in each week. The chemistry between Paula, Randy and Simon will not be duplicated with Kara. I didn't see much of a personality from her at all. Fox should have sucked it up and paid Paula what she wanted. Dumbass tie monkeys.

on Octo-Mom Gets Slammed By Gloria Allred at 17:14 08/05/2009

I can't wait to see the footage of those babies scattering in 8 different directions when they learn to crawl and walk. If she thinks she has it bad now when they're confined to cribs and sleep a lot, she's really going to lose what mind she may have left when they're no longer infants.

on Jon Gosselin Admits To Being A Douche For Longer Than We Thought - And He's In Love! at 17:06 08/05/2009

WTF is the attraction to this guy? He's fugly, he's barely able to speak words with more than one syllable, and he's definitely not the family man he'd like us to believe. Having said all that, Kate is just as bad. She's bossy and demeaning and a total media whore. Neither one of them is up for parent of the year. I wish they'd both disappear and raise those kids out of the spotlight.