on Princess RiRi, Diva of the Year! at 21:04 12/31/2008

Ok Perez (aka queen of all dumplings) Let's get this straight once again! Rihanna has 4 #1 hits as a solo artist

SOS
Umbrealla
Disturbia
Take a bow

Beyonce has5 #1 hits as a solo artist

Crazy in love
Baby Boy
Check on it
Irreplaceable
Single ladies

On the song "Live your life" Rihanna was a featured (guest) artist on the T.I. song. It's not her single so it doesn't count. If you want to include guest and featured appearances in the tally then you'd have to include Beyonce's work with Destiny's child.

on The Former Mr. Modonna Finds His Next Sugar Mama Moves On at 11:40 12/22/2008

Perez (aka the Queen of all fatness) can't accept the fact that Guy's coming out of this divorce looking good. While Madonna (the cheating granny) is looking like the nasty, lying, whore we've known her to be for many years

on Flawless at 11:30 12/08/2008

She's so old that people still come up to her asking "what was Jesus like?"

on Flawless at 11:12 12/08/2008

What's on her neck?? Wait, that's her head. Perez (aka the fat samurai) needs to stop posting provocative pictures of the elderly. Madge is so old she used to water the plants in the garden of Eden.

on Flawless at 10:57 12/08/2008

Oh look it's plastic Madge with the rubber vadge