on Paul Anka Claims MJ's New Song Is A Rip-Off! at 18:45 10/12/2009

I can't believe the A-holes swinging their fists to take all those children's money away. They deserve it. People need to get over themselves and let those poor kids have the money left to them.

on Blast From The Past! at 18:44 10/12/2009

At least you have no shame. Check out those acid wash jeans! And frankly, judging by the first picture, I'd be gay too if I was sandwiched between those two flamcakes.

on Sarah Silverman's Solution For World Hunger! at 18:41 10/12/2009

It's funny because it's so true. Have you ever been to the Vatican? The Popemobile's garage door is thick solid gold, that alone costs a few hundred millions of dollars. Nevermind the Sistine Chapel and thousands of priceless (stolen) artifacts. To make matters even more hilarious, St. Peter's Basilica naturally has donation boxes, because the richest place in the world can't get rich enough. Seriously, this is the kind of thing that makes me scoff at organized religion and wish Jesus would just come down already and go all Robin Hood on it. This is NOT what a church/religion was intended to be. And they wonder why attendance has dwindled so severely...

on The Simpsons Will Never Forget MJ at 01:19 10/12/2009

Michael Jackson is DEAD, you would think people would let bygones be bygones for now. Michael Jackson was actually a big Simpsons fan, appeared on the show multiple times using an alias voicing different characters, and even wrote the Bartman. I highly doubt anyone working on that show should complain that the world's most famous entertainer took all that time to work on their show.

on Michael Jackson Was "Fairly Healthy" According To Autopsy at 01:51 10/02/2009

I find it highly amusing Perez failed to mention Michael also was revealed to indeed have Vitiligo, the skin disease. Probably because he was blabbing about Michael bleaching his skin one too many times. Hope everyone is happy now.