on Pattinson Dating Stewart Or "Just Friends"? at 16:36 10/07/2009

Wow, what a flip-flop... for once, he looks CLEAN and she looks like the one in rehab.

dayum...

on Dick Cheney's Daughter (You Know, The Lesbian) Is Sperminated - Again! at 16:35 10/07/2009

Whoa... which one is the Mommy?


Wait a minute... Schlong Cheney's daughter is GAY!!!!

WHAT!?! I that Republicans 'did away' with the gays back in 1985 when AIDS first came out. Or they just retitled them all as n*ggas and gave them second-class citizen status too.

LOL

on Frances Bean Can't Stand Ali Lohan at 16:30 10/07/2009

You go girl!!

I love me some, YOU!!!

Franny-Mac! gangsta

on Anna Nicole's Ex-Boyfriend Claims She DID Ask Him To Commit Murder at 16:27 10/07/2009

For starters, you cant believe too much of anything coming from someone in an ORANGE JUMPSUIT...

on Mariah Re-releases Album, Hopes For A Miracle at 16:25 10/07/2009

I wish this b*tch would grow up, its like listening to the diary of an 8th grader. Like she writes all her song with a glittery colored pen with a furry puffball on the end.

The cutesy act is annoy, grow up damnit.. youre like 'Madonna-ancient' now.

You know that age when youre alittle too creepy to be a cougar. Jeez...