on D-I-V-A Alert On The Set Of Robin Hood! at 01:51 06/15/2009

BTW: Mr. C appeared on the set of Robin Hood and one of the makeup guys spotted some new little scars in front of his temple / hairline. Sounds like he's been visiting one of Bruce Connells boys somewhere in the world. Our guess is SF, but it could be NYC, Beverly Hills, Paris, or even Rio. His "fellows" are some of the best in the world and now call themselves (very quietly) "The Connell Society". If it's "Dr. Make Me Gorgeous (or keep me that way a little longer) these are the boys to see. No high profile think-they're-a-celeb-too-stuff. Just fantastic state-of-the-art facial rejuvenation at two prices. High, and highest. TM in SF is reputed to be the best and the most costly of the bunch - but for those who can afford the mid-five figure tariff for an afternoon ride on his magic OR table, they say it's like a trip back in time for your face. And a very good trip, at that. One recent male celeb patient who flew up to Sutter Street to have his work done far away from the prying lenses of the local paparazzi recently commented "Fuck me! I didn't look that good when I really was thirty-five!" (To which we thought but didn't add "that was twenty five years ago, sweetie. Are you sure you remember?"

on Travis McCoy Downgrades! at 01:41 06/15/2009

We hear he's been consulting with a BH urologist about his alleged "swagger" which is - we're told by knowledgeable sources (the friggin doc talked!) - nothing more than the old "bent nail syndrome". Yes, the young man seems to have a serious case of Peyronies' syndrome. We're told it veers off on a 70 degree angle up and to the left! The doc is contemplating a surgical straightening, but the boz gonna loose an inch or two if he goes that route... and contrary to popular rumor, we're told he doesn't have all that much to spare!

on H8 On Aubrey O'Day! Bitch Is Rude! at 01:35 06/15/2009

D lister? Hell Perez, you've just promoted her up two levels! Maybe three! Silly little twat that she is. Darlin P - this bitch is NOT the material you'd usually bother with. Was it that slow of a day for you? Don't lower your standards to gossip about those who do not - by any stretch of the imagination - matter! And heaven knows she doesn't.