on Rihanna Continues To Disappoint With Second Single! at 19:56 11/01/2009

She's clearly trying something new OR she's coasting on what she knows are filler tracks.

on Seacrest Stalker Arrested! at 14:29 10/30/2009

He should hire Rubin Studdard as his bodyguard. I hear the guy needs work.

on Joe Jackson: Foot Meet Mouth! at 18:00 10/29/2009

Cut the guy a teensy weensy bit a slack. For all his oddities, Michael Jackson was a grown man who his father couldn't control. I believe him about Conrad Murray. Give him that much, Perez.

on Jon Gosselin Wants To Apologize And Attend Counseling at 16:37 10/29/2009

Why do celebrities use pseudo-Judaism? I don't get it. Why are Jews the only group to be hijacked for alterior motives in celebrity culture? Not saying Christians, Muslims and other faiths don't get jerked around, but why do celebrities seem to lean towards pseudo-Judaism?

My only guess is that Reform and Reconstruction Judaism are the most lenient 'main stream' religions out there.

on Mamma Mia Minus ABBA? at 09:45 10/28/2009

Day man
Fighter of the Night man
Champion of the sun
You’re a master of karate and friendship…for everyone
Day man, day man
Uhh ahhahh
Fighter of the Night man
Uhh ahhahh
Champion of the sun
Uhh ahhahh
Master of karate and friendship…for everyone
Day man, day man
Uhh ahhahh
Fighter of the Night man
Champion of the sun

Obviously Charlie Day should write the Mamma Mia! sequel's musical numbers.