on Too Hot To Handle! at 23:42 11/29/2009

Imma have to give this one a Britney Spears "HUNH"?

on Kim's New Bikini Bod! at 18:49 11/25/2009

For exactly how long is this old, stinky wh*re gonna be 28y/o? Hasn't she been 28 for like the past 3 years?

on Lambert Fallout! Morning Show Performance Cancelled! at 21:53 11/24/2009

LOVE YOU GLAM-B!!! I am straight, black, a woman and over 30 I have 0 attachment to your demographic. So KNOW that for no other reason than love do I love you. You are FIYAH! I just stopped in my tracks to watch this SENSATION when I saw you appear on my screen. I didn't watch AA. So I had to ask my daughter who you are. FIYAH! When GMA comes begging back, accept graciously, but make them sign a contract that you will be you. They WILL come begging back 'cause you are Britney @ her best performance, Halle @ her prettiest and Christina A. singing Fighter. MMMMMMWUAH!

on The Kardashians Stand Up For Gay Rights at 21:26 11/16/2009

Khloe's legs are re-touched to the bone. Lamar must have given her extra bribe money for the photographer.

on Kanye Apologizes: Round 2! at 17:20 09/14/2009

Again, I accept his apology. BACK OFF PEREZ. I ACCEPTED YOUR APOLOGY TOO. Or do you forget your own little indiscretion? BACK OFF NOW!!!