on The Hills Sucks - Ratings Prove It at 19:23 01/03/2009

ewwwwwwww LOOK AT HER FACE???
how old is she?? 40?!?!?
gross. Hard livin' - obviously...

on Super Mexicana! at 11:07 12/21/2008

ALBA IS THE HOTTEST WOMAN ALIVE.

on Killing Them With Kindness at 21:22 12/17/2008

ewwww she's so OLD looking!!!!

on Carson Daly Sperminated Someone at 13:46 11/27/2008

HI YA'LL LOVE YA.
HAPPY TURKEY DAY.
IM ALREADY DRUNK AND IT'S ONLY 145.
HAVE TO BE TO HANG OUT W/ MY PARENTS :(

on There WILL Be a 5th Season of The Hills at 21:10 11/19/2008

Lauren is getting fat.