on Cox Dicked Over Mistaken Identity! at 16:10 04/06/2009

i know how she feels. people tell me all the time that i look exactly like ashley tisdale, and i get really offended...

on Quote of the Day at 10:56 02/04/2009

um, obvi. i've been saying this for years

on Congrats! at 23:22 10/29/2008

yeaaa phillies!!! finally a well-deserved and long-awaited win for philadelphia sports!!!

on You Must... at 16:45 08/31/2008

what a crazy bitch! i guess that's what happens when you act like a self-righteous, holier-than-thou lunatic; when your kid makes a mistake you have to go to great lengths to cover it up. pro-life or not, thats the wrong way to respond to teenage pregnancy. I feel sad for her daughter that her mother's political career is more important than her and her baby. its shit like this that makes me value women's right to choice, and I feel sorry for this girl who probably felt she had no choice at all.

on Barack's Veep Announcement... Coming This Week! at 17:54 08/19/2008

biden, definitely. i interned for him, he's a good man and a great senator. his expertise in foreign policy issues, the middle east in particular, is unparalleled in the senate. also, the people on his team are smart and creative thinkers, i know from experience. if he isn't the pick for vice president, its because obama's saving him for secretary of state