on Gordon Ramsay Cancels On Perth at 21:10 06/10/2009

Perth is devastated, I'm sure.

on Our Motivation To Work Out Harder at 20:49 06/10/2009

Um, no thanks.

on Paris Dumps Douchebag Reinhardt! at 18:44 06/10/2009

HOW MANY PEOPLE HAS SHE F*CKED NOW?
SHE NEEDS GOLDEN ARCHES OVER HER --
"BILLIONS SERVED."
WHAT A WH*RE.

on Chris Brown, In Need Of Some Protection at 18:39 06/10/2009

CLOWN BROWN IS THE BIGGEST JOKE IN L.A.

on Mimi Packs It On at 06:35 06/09/2009

She's happy. Nick's happy. STFU.