on Teri Hatcher Gets A New Rival On Wisterial! at 19:57 10/01/2009

Hocus Pocus, bitch

on Gossip Girl Gets A New Face To Gawk At! at 22:05 09/29/2009

omg

on Atlanta Housewife Bares Her Boobies For Gay Rights! at 16:43 09/01/2009

That does not look like her at all. Almost looks like Kendra.

on We Love Nerds! at 13:41 07/18/2009

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

on Jackson's Live-In Doc Injected MJ With Adrenaline??? at 17:32 06/29/2009 as a reply on the comment by Sawyer425

An EMT can only pronounce death in two cases1) if they are decapitated or 2) rigor mortis has already set in