Why did Michael Jackson like twenty three year olds?”
Umm. Why??
“Well, because there were twenty of them!”
Michael Jackson suffered his heart attack while racing to a Los Angeles department store. Someone told him boys trousers were half off.
Apparently Jackson has requested in his will that his ashes be placed inside an ‘etch-a-sketch’… So even after his death, kids can continue to play and fiddle with him.
Michael Jackson gets to the gates of heaven and God says to him ‘I cannot decide if you are black or white so just beat it’.
Because Jackson’s body was 95% plastic, he will be melted down and turned into legos, this way kids can play with him for a change.
In the spirit of recycling, Michael Jackson will be melted down into plastic party cups so kids can still get their lips around his rim.
Micheal jackson will always be with us… he is not biodegradable.
In memory of MJ’s death, McDonald’s is coming out with the new “McJackson”. It’s 50 year old meat between 12 year old buns.
Michael Jackson’s last words: “Take me to the Children’s Hospital!”
At the autopsy they found children’s underwear strapped to Michael Jackson’s upper arm. According to his doctors it is just a patch, he’s been trying to quit for a while.
On the bright side, Michael Jackson had so much plastic surgery, he can be recycled!
Someone one please beat the shit out of Fat Boy Perez again! He didnt learn his lesson the last time. Although he did shoot a videotape that showed him to be a whining punk bitch.
Another dead junkie jigaboo. Big deal. It happens every day, Only difference is that Michael Jackson was rich enough to get away with molesting children.
Umm. Why??
“Well, because there were twenty of them!”
Michael Jackson suffered his heart attack while racing to a Los Angeles department store. Someone told him boys trousers were half off.
Apparently Jackson has requested in his will that his ashes be placed inside an ‘etch-a-sketch’… So even after his death, kids can continue to play and fiddle with him.
Michael Jackson gets to the gates of heaven and God says to him ‘I cannot decide if you are black or white so just beat it’.
Because Jackson’s body was 95% plastic, he will be melted down and turned into legos, this way kids can play with him for a change.
In the spirit of recycling, Michael Jackson will be melted down into plastic party cups so kids can still get their lips around his rim.
Micheal jackson will always be with us… he is not biodegradable.
In memory of MJ’s death, McDonald’s is coming out with the new “McJackson”. It’s 50 year old meat between 12 year old buns.
Michael Jackson’s last words: “Take me to the Children’s Hospital!”
At the autopsy they found children’s underwear strapped to Michael Jackson’s upper arm. According to his doctors it is just a patch, he’s been trying to quit for a while.
On the bright side, Michael Jackson had so much plastic surgery, he can be recycled!
The boy was not his son
Jackson didn't fuck women
He liked little boy's buns
Jackson put his johnson
In the anus of little boys
He lured them to his bed
With cotton candy and toys
Jackson gave blowjobs to little boys
And fondled their dicks
And fingered their assholes
Jackson was sick as shit
Jackson is now dead
It's good he has passed
Never again will the pedophile
Cornhole a little boy's ass.