on Barbara Walters Gives It To Paula Deen! at 23:58 09/26/2009

I think that any argument about childhood obesity is overruled when you're making the argument while holding a piece of cake.

on Jennifer's Body Dead On Arrival! at 14:26 09/20/2009

Duh. I saw a test preview for it and it completely sucked. If I had to watch the whole thing (or just a slightly longer preview) I would have had to walk out.

on Quote Of The Day at 01:11 08/05/2009 as a reply on the comment by DEEDLEDI

There's actually good theory behind this. If you buy into natural selection, young females gravitate towards potential mates who are non-threatening. Mature woman will gravitate toward gruffer, "symmetrical" men, because they are better providers and protectors.Which is why (in five years when their target audience actually gets their periods) heart-thobs such as the Jonas Brothers will try out some tattooes and Harleys.

on A New Look For Nick at 00:55 08/05/2009

I guess it depends on how souless the kids are today.

The splat meant mess and a firm anti-grown-up agenda.

DON'T BUY INTO IT, KIDS!!! DON'T LET THE ESTABLISHMENT TREAD ON YOU!!! GRAB THE BOOGERS FROM THE GIANT NOSE AND SHOW THEM WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF!!! VIVE LA SPLAT!!!

on Dan Rad Has No Tolerance For Homophobia!!! at 11:56 07/31/2009 as a reply on the comment by PixieCullen

He probably just meant that he was the only one who has spent time around gay people (in a positive way)