Duh. I saw a test preview for it and it completely sucked. If I had to watch the whole thing (or just a slightly longer preview) I would have had to walk out.
There's actually good theory behind this. If you buy into natural selection, young females gravitate towards potential mates who are non-threatening. Mature woman will gravitate toward gruffer, "symmetrical" men, because they are better providers and protectors.
Which is why (in five years when their target audience actually gets their periods) heart-thobs such as the Jonas Brothers will try out some tattooes and Harleys.
I guess it depends on how souless the kids are today.
The splat meant mess and a firm anti-grown-up agenda.
DON'T BUY INTO IT, KIDS!!! DON'T LET THE ESTABLISHMENT TREAD ON YOU!!! GRAB THE BOOGERS FROM THE GIANT NOSE AND SHOW THEM WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF!!! VIVE LA SPLAT!!!
There's actually good theory behind this. If you buy into natural selection, young females gravitate towards potential mates who are non-threatening. Mature woman will gravitate toward gruffer, "symmetrical" men, because they are better providers and protectors.
Which is why (in five years when their target audience actually gets their periods) heart-thobs such as the Jonas Brothers will try out some tattooes and Harleys.
The splat meant mess and a firm anti-grown-up agenda.
DON'T BUY INTO IT, KIDS!!! DON'T LET THE ESTABLISHMENT TREAD ON YOU!!! GRAB THE BOOGERS FROM THE GIANT NOSE AND SHOW THEM WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF!!! VIVE LA SPLAT!!!