340 comments posted, most recent comments:
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on Taylor Squared In Chicago! at 12:38 10/11/2009I love when that cute little bunny sings about missing her special boyfriend.
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on Kirstie, Is That You? at 03:05 10/11/2009 as a reply on the comment by JayLinkThank you for your thoughtful reply, JayLink. See, doesn't it feel better to express yourself instead of holding it all inside like your fat "friend" Kristy Ally. I bet you're "friends" with lots of washed-up, forgotten fat former tv stars. It's ok if it makes you feel better to think that. Both you and Kristy would benefit by throwing up more often....it's the best dieting technique and it might help mask your normal unpleasant odor. The two of you could be "barf-buddies!" See how easy it is to make friends? By the way, you now owe me $500. And thanks for making me laugh so hard. You are a fat stupid pitiful idiot, but you're right about one thing: I am a joke. Go eat a bowl of fuck.
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on Kirstie, Is That You? at 02:15 10/11/2009 as a reply on the comment by JayLinkJayLink, it's me..... Your friend Dr. Dogbarker. Your family and I are a little worried because you seem so angry. It's ok. We just want to help you. It's perfectly fine that you're a fat useless fuck like your hero Kristy Ally. Obviously you've given up on life just like she has. You have no friends and you're miserable and fat like she is.... It's ok. So what if you're fat and stupid? So what?? It's what is inside that counts. Oh by the way, you now owe me $300 for our first counseling session, sucker!
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on Letterman Took Mistress On A Family Vaycay! at 21:16 10/10/2009This cock-gobbler Stephanie is exactly as sleazy as that other chubby whore Monica Lewinski. SHE initiated the whole thing, and Dave just gave in because he was tired from working so hard. The cash-grabbing bitch set him up. Frankly, Dave should just pay to have her killed, it will save a lot of trouble down the line.
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on Why Did He Get Her THAT For Her Birthday????!!!!! at 20:57 10/10/2009The only good thing about this entire situation is that we can determine very early on that each of these retarded little brats faces an adolescence characterized by drug abuse, prison, prostitution and unemployment. Get started on the massive psychotherapy NOW! Oh by the way, that bitch Kate is a slutty liar. Jon paid me to say that, so thanks for the cash, buddy!