on Alec Baldwin's Daughter Has a Piece Of Wayne! at 16:10 10/29/2009

How does one even know where to begin eating this thing?

Well, if it was you fatgirl, I'm sure you'd start with the cock.

on Brian Austin Green Megan Fox's Boyfriend Visits Smallville at 23:45 09/29/2009

Doughboy- in your opinion what sucks more - you or Smallville?

on Now This Is A Game Show We Can Get Behind! at 23:36 09/29/2009

Didn't even read it but my only thought was that your ass would proudly get behind a lot of stuff.

on That Was Quick! Soon-To-Be Divorced Emmy Rossum Has A New Man - Yes, That Counting Crows Dude! at 23:33 09/29/2009

Doughboy Adam Duritz rules. You suck (in every sense of the word - that is assuming you can even find a guy that's not repulsed by you).

on Chubs In The City at 16:56 09/28/2009

And when I wrote that I was referring to both the fat and the douchebag comment.